users online i'm only perfect in just your strength alone
2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 8:14pm + 35,704 notes
via internallyexcited (originally sasaq)
2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 7:46pm + 83,209 notes
via dutchster (originally baelor)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 7:18pm + 146,072 notes
via manda (originally toastradamus)

theribbitking:

toastradamus:

HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME

i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it

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i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars

2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 6:50pm + 178,908 notes
via manda (originally queefito-deactivated20130405)

beerito:

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 6:21pm + 3 notes
via entering-imagination (originally smokingcrackcocaine)
2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 5:53pm + 109,303 notes
via brow (originally sadskatchewan-deactivated201402)

jacobshutup:

reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you

2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 5:25pm + 90,499 notes
via dutchster (originally vegvoice-deactivated20140126)
2 days ago on 22 April 2014 @ 4:56pm + 707,850 notes
via brow (originally hhlil)

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

1 week ago on 16 April 2014 @ 10:36pm + 22,464 notes
via ernie23 (originally fachelrinkle)

fachelrinkle:

to be or nah to be

1 week ago on 16 April 2014 @ 10:07pm + 450,726 notes
via ernie23 (originally fartgallery)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

1 week ago on 16 April 2014 @ 9:43pm + 20,301 notes
via dutchster (originally sniffing)

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why the fuck does someone have a kitten in school?

1 week ago on 13 April 2014 @ 3:46am + 90,499 notes
via dutchster (originally vegvoice-deactivated20140126)
1 month ago on 26 March 2014 @ 3:46am + 143,822 notes
via entering-imagination (originally beyoncevevo)

beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

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1 month ago on 26 March 2014 @ 3:18am + 745,443 notes
via dutchster (originally whatever-peasant)

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

1 month ago on 26 March 2014 @ 2:49am + 900,365 notes
via cockroachesinautumnn (originally sexyyuglyy)