users online i'm only perfect in just your strength alone
1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:47pm + 237,124 notes
via batsandguns (originally joydivisiom)

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:44pm + 9,351 notes
via brow (originally logisticals)
1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:40pm + 526,448 notes
via dutchster (originally australiansanta)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:40pm + 155,094 notes
via batsandguns (originally tastefullyoffensive)
1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:38pm + 156,781 notes
via t0tally-kyle (originally de-preciated)
1 month ago on 19 June 2014 @ 8:37pm + 85,667 notes
via internallyexcited (originally simpleenoughforyou)
1 month ago on 6 June 2014 @ 12:29am + 309,390 notes
via dutchster (originally letassi)
1 month ago on 6 June 2014 @ 12:28am + 8 notes
via word-welder (originally justlikejasper)

justlikejasper:

Déjà Moo (n.): That feeling you get when you’ve experienced the same bullshit before.

3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 8:14pm + 35,937 notes
via internallyexcited (originally sasaq)
3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 7:46pm + 130,245 notes
via dutchster (originally baelor)

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 7:18pm + 148,831 notes
via manda (originally toastradamus)

theribbitking:

toastradamus:

HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME

i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it

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i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars

3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 6:50pm + 183,232 notes
via manda (originally queefito-deactivated20130405)

beerito:

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 6:21pm + 3 notes
via entering-imagination (originally smokingcrackcocaine)
3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 5:53pm + 109,783 notes
via brow (originally sadskatchewan-deactivated201402)

jacobshutup:

reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you

3 months ago on 22 April 2014 @ 5:25pm + 94,237 notes
via dutchster (originally vegvoice-deactivated20140126)